Another Chapter of Life

When someone tells me I'm pretty/cute:

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 14:02:33 -0400

At first I’m all:

Then I’m like:

“Wait…”

When I'll be a mom, my advice will be this

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:10:25 -0400

Mom, he broke my heart:

Mom, I got an F:

Mom, I had a fight with my best friend:

Mom, I have exams soon and I don’t know where to start:

REBLOG EVERY TIME I SEE THIS.

psyducked: I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:08:36 -0400

psyducked:

I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do

mermaidsandmisandry: “some scientists agree”. what does that mean. some scientists. that could be...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:08:03 -0400

mermaidsandmisandry:

“some scientists agree”. what does that mean. some scientists. that could be two scientists. two scientists agree. two agreeable scientists isnt very credible. do it again. more scientists.

gravityhurts-sosweet: this will never be not funny.

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:05:52 -0400

gravityhurts-sosweet:

this will never be not funny.

malkatz: tumboner: jonahime: hes like i fucking dare...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:03:30 -0400

malkatz:

tumboner:

jonahime:

hes like i fucking dare you

they distURB ME WHAT THE EVEN FUCK SHIT

“i am the glass”

when people are talking to me: please leave me alone i just want to be by myself and eat froot loops

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:00:40 -0400

when people are talking to me: please leave me alone i just want to be by myself and eat froot loops
when people aren't talking to me: i guess ill just watch another episode nobody loves me and im gonna die alone

demarches: #i loved everything about kirk’s exasperation...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:47:35 -0400

demarches:

#i loved everything about kirk’s exasperation with his crew in this movie. every time he sighed heavily or rolled his eyes was PERFECT. #i can just imagine him in that first year trying to get everybody to follow his orders and it only works maybe 50% of the time #bones probably pats his head occasionally and says ‘that’s cute jim now shut up and get me a bourbon.’ #i can hear jim whining BUT I’M THE CAPTAIN!!!!! all the fucking time #because he’s got a crew of geniuses but they’re also eccentrtic maniacs and he loves them to bits #but jfc guys come on pLEASE PLEASE I’M THE CAPTAIN BOOOOOONES I’M THE CAPTAIN #scotty PLS #and then spock has to tell everybody to behave themselves while kirk sulks for a while

drapplepie: 12. the magic begins | favorite canon...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:40:52 -0400

drapplepie:

12. the magic begins | favorite canon ship/couple → James and Lily

Don’t chase the quaffle if you see the snitch. (x)

snowden-is-dead: whitecourtkellyrhea: Our local animal rehab center just posted pics of this owl...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:33:03 -0400

snowden-is-dead:

whitecourtkellyrhea:

Our local animal rehab center just posted pics of this owl who got rescued

And I really can’t with him

oh my god

What even

They tried to make me go to rehab

I said no, no, no

cowboybeboop: i-would-kili-for-fili: africans: how do i tell my cat she’s adopted wait til a...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:31:43 -0400

cowboybeboop:

i-would-kili-for-fili:

africans:

how do i tell my cat she’s adopted

wait til a frost giant grabs her paw and she turns blue.

im sure this makes sense to some fandom somewhere

ithinkthereforeiship: #AND THEN THERE’S THIS ROYAL...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:29:59 -0400

ithinkthereforeiship:

#AND THEN THERE’S THIS ROYAL IDIOT

#history of the british empire

myheartinthesuitcase: [Screams to the sky] WHAT’S ON PAGE 47?!

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:26:26 -0400

myheartinthesuitcase:

[Screams to the sky]

WHAT’S ON PAGE 47?!

fromkathywithlove: Can I please just marry Riley Poole from National Treasure?

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:26:18 -0400

fromkathywithlove:

Can I please just marry Riley Poole from National Treasure?

davids-high-kick: I remember being so angry when I watched National Treasure 2 because Riley didn’t...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:26:00 -0400

davids-high-kick:

I remember being so angry when I watched National Treasure 2 because Riley didn’t get to call finder’s fee on the treasure.

“I’ll tell you what. Next time we find a treasure that redefines history for all mankind, you make the call on the finder’s fee.”

I don’t think you understand how angry that makes me to this day.

YOU HAD ONE JOB, BEN.

The finder’s fee should’ve been page 47

elegant-idler: Ladies Meme: Day Twelve: A female character in a...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:25:44 -0400

elegant-idler:

Ladies Meme: Day Twelve: A female character in a movie

Abigail Chase (National Treasure)

_{“Just because you may know what my answer is going to be, doesn’t mean you don’t have to ask me.”}

people-should-all-be-onions: rivulo: dicaprion: OMGF THIS IS...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:25:14 -0400

people-should-all-be-onions:

rivulo:

dicaprion:

OMGF THIS IS PERFECT

my mind cant even comprehend this level of perfect

the oscar, old sport

Oliver Wood was my first love in Harry Potter, followed by the...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:24:59 -0400

Oliver Wood was my first love in Harry Potter, followed by the twins

headstailsandredroses: alphalewolf: Chris Evans was cast as...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:23:50 -0400

headstailsandredroses:

alphalewolf:

Chris Evans was cast as both The Human Torch and Captain America because of reasons.

more like the human crotch and captain ass-merica

noire-pandora: I am that type of douchebag friend who doesn’t talk with you for weeks but still...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:23:20 -0400

noire-pandora:

I am that type of douchebag friend who doesn’t talk with you for weeks but still cares about you and hopes you still care too.